TICKER: $AI · SOLANA

Autistic
Intelligence

> booting…

Every AI token promises a model that thinks. This one promises a model that doesn't. Artificial intelligence was trained on the internet. We are the internet — 3 neurons, a 4-token context window, and the unshakeable conviction to never sell.

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AGI PROGRESS: 0.00%
How to buy Steal the memes
BRAINLET-1, the base model
Creator fees · autonomous desk

Brainlet-1 Capital

the creator fees go to a model with 3 neurons. he scans, he thinks, you vote, he ignores you.

brainlet-1 · thinking● BOOTING
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most shilled: nobody yet. be the first. he will not care.—
no round yet --:--
NO ROUND
he has not opened a round yet. the next one is on the half hour. he is staring until then.

voting is advisory. he has 3 neurons and one of them is stubborn. shills are reviewed. shill accordingly.

brainlet-1 capital · trade feed ● CONNECTING
fees accrued $0.00 · 0.00 SOL real trading goes live at $500

no trades yet. the agent is staring at the chart.

wallet: —polling every 15s
open positionspretend

nothing held. the model is thinking, allegedly.

every row is a fill that already happened — read back from the chain from the agent wallet before it appears. theses are written after the fill, never before. he never announces what he is about to do. nothing here is advice. the model has 3 neurons.

Model architecture

Twelve Modules. Zero Intelligence.

every wojak is a checkpoint. hover one to read its spec sheet.

Hardware revision

The Robot Line

we bolted metal onto it. the benchmarks did not move.

Training data

The Meme Folder

right-click, save, post. that's the whole utility.

📁C:\$AI\memes\ — 32 object(s) _□×
32 object(s)  |  0 brain(s)
Benchmarks

The Evals

independently evaluated by nobody

EvalFrontier AI$AI
Live inference

Watch It Think

real-time footage of the architecture assembling itself.

retrieval module, self-assembling
RAG-FUNNEL — retrieval module, self-assembling
inference engine, three wheels
TRIKE-7B — inference engine, three wheels
input layer coming online
ANTENNA-1B — input layer coming online
the skull opens, nothing inside
OPEN-WEIGHTS-8B — the skull opens, nothing inside
safety layer, installing
GUARDRAILS-3B — safety layer, installing
user interface, receiving input
PROMPT-1 — user interface, receiving input
Tokenomics

No Tax. No Team. No Brain.

the three pillars.

Supply
1,000,000,000
Tax
0 / 0
Team allocation
0%
Brain
0%

LP burned. Mint authority revoked. There is no treasury, no vesting cliff, no foundation in Zug. There is a folder of wojaks and a group of people who think that's funny. That is the entire disclosure.

Roadmap

The Path To AGI

autistic general intelligence. ETA: never.

PHASE 1existDONE
PHASE 2be perceivedDONE
PHASE 3???IN PROGRESS
PHASE 4AGI (autistic general intelligence)Q4 NEVER
Fine-tuning

How To Buy

four steps. one of them is thinking. skip that one.

Get a wallet

Phantom or Solflare. Write the seed phrase on paper, not in your notes app.

Fund it

Send SOL from any exchange. Leave a little for fees — you will forget this.

Swap

Paste the contract address from the top of this page. Only from this page.

Do nothing

This is the hard part. Brainlet-1 is undefeated at it.

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